Do you find the name Five Wives Vodka offensive? The Idaho State Liquor Division did, and has banned the vodka from the state.
'We feel Five Wives Vodka concept is offensive to a prominent segment of our population and will not be carried,' Howard Wasserstein, deputy director of the Liquor Division, explained in a letter to distributor Elite Spirits of Boise.
Steve Conlin, partner and vice president of marketing at Ogden's Own Distillery, the producer of Five Wives Vodka, found the Liquor Division decision to be 'extremely misguided' if based on religious concern. “We can only presume he means Mormons,' Conlin says in a press release emailed to The Huffington Post, “Though that makes little sense as they allow Polygamy Porter from Wasatch Beers of Utah to be sold. We’re a little dumbfounded by it all.' According to the U.S. census, 27 percent of Idaho's population are members of The Church of Latter-Day Saints.
This ban comes just one month after Alabama banned Dirty Bastard Beer, based on the use of profanity on the label.
The micro-distillery, which is based in Utah, claims that its label 'pays homage to the early travelers to the West.' Owner Tim Smith told the Salt Lake Tribune that he focused on Ogden's 'dark history' when naming the spirit. Apparently, the first pioneer wagon contained 66 men and five women.
In an effort to re-instate the vodka in Idaho, the company has created 'Free the Five Wives' t-shirts.
Let me get this straight....in Idaho, they have package stores. In other words if you want to buy alcohol, you have to do so from these stores, run by the state.
Now I've never been to an Idaho liquor store, but generally state liquor stores are rather staid. They offer one main product....alcohol. They do not generally offer housewares and electronics and clothing and toys. In other words, if you go to one, you're looking to buy one item....alcohol.
Mormons do not drink alcohol. Thus it is unlikely they will be in the market for alcohol, and thus unlikely they will be entering the store.
(And for the record, Islam, Judaism, Christianity, Celtic Pagans, Hinduism have all allowed polygamy at some point in their history...so perhaps we're worried the Celts will be upset?)
So...given that they will not enter the store...............how will they see the bottle to be offended by it?
Yet another case of people being PC, this time in the name of religion. (Though oddly the 'we're under attack' crowd DID NOT bring this story to you as an example of how they're actually NOT under attack...curiouser and curiouser. If I didn't know better, I'd swear they had (gasp) an agenda.....)
-Zjabs (Rochester's Official Columnist)
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