Eats, shoots and leaves edition

I figure Sheriff John Brown loves Mickey.

For as the song goes, 'Sheriff John Brown always hated me for what I don't know.' And Mickey knows everything.  (and as Deep is confused, that quote is from Bob Marley.)

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A few weeks ago my job took me to a house.  The guy answered the door.  He had a dog barking in the hall.  He asked 'will my dog bother you?'  I replied that I didn't know as it was his dog.

(I knew better than to ask if his dog bites.  That's Peter Sellers as Deep is over his head)

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and I went to another site.  The owner looked at me blankly and asked if she knew I was coming.  I pointed out I couldn't know thar.

 

-Zjabs (Rochester's Official Columnist)

© 2012 Zjabs - 4/1/12

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