Long story short...on Howard Stern a few weeks ago- he bought a machine called a Robo-Spanker (available on-line if you are interested).
This is a machine that essentially you bend a person over, and it has a mechanical spanking arm that you can set the speed of (it has other acoutrements like vibrating seat and the like- but that's not the purpose of this column)
He was using it on girls..hey, whatever.
But then he had an amputee in the studio. With her consent, he had her take off her fake arm, he bent her over the seat, and then proceeded to rig the machine so her own prosthetic arm spanked her.
I heard this and immediately called a friend as it was one of the top ten funny things I've ever heard in my life.
And I got to thinking- some people won't find this funny. And that boggles my mind.
I guess there are people out there that like Growing Pains, Full House and Empty Nest.... but you have to admit that skit was funnier than all of those shows' greatest moments put together!
-Zjabs (Rochester's Official Columnist)
© 2004 david zjaba - 12/4/04