Zjabs

Zjabs, inventor of over 3500 items including flash photography, EKG machines and the rubber band, writes a column daily on this site. He has won... full bio

My Recent Columns

• Regrets (2)
• So where's my 25% (Write your legislator) (3)
• This is outrageous (1)
• The New Definition of Facts (1)
• High or Low? (4)
• Bringing you the news the mainstream media doesn't dare- Varick is getting a traffic light! (3)
• I hope Obamacare lets me change doctors (6)
• Yes I'm Weird Like That (1)
• You'd have to be high to fall for this (1)
• Over/Under on people fired.... 0.5 (3)
• Counterfeit Logic (1)
• At least the Earth will be a better place for those of us left (6)
• That insane guy from Cleveland (4)
• First Amendment? What First Amendment? (2)
• The real reason I wish there were no zoning laws (2)
• Brockport...the Land of the Free? (6)
• On Being A Liar and More (5)
• Keeping it real (2)
• Another day, Another Schumer Law (3)
• In which Zjabs rethinks the death penalty (3)
• Move over Cal Ripken (4)
• It didn't work? Really? (6)
• It's Cold (1)
• Scamazon (1)
• Rescue this bar, please (2)
• Raisin Constituional Questions (1)
• The easiest civil rights lawsuit in history (2)
• The NFL Draught and my Jets.... (1)
• In America, you'd get arrested (1)
• If you need special handling.... (1)
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