Tom Dey and Tales of the Wild West starring you
by amnesiac...Hudson Valley's finest

# 1. 1/18/15 7:48 AM by Tom Dey - Springwater, NY
Welp, thanx for thinkin of me. In real life I'm sure Zjabs would draw a rolled up comic book from his holster and flip to the end, "Sais here Zajbs won by shootin Tommy the Kid in the back; bess you skeedadle fore I change my mind." Also in real life T the K would respond to the town pimp, "I'll take one of each all at the same time, stirred to desire, not shakin in their boots."

Editor's Note: first, thanks for being a good sport. Second, I am hysterical laughing because you are informing me I have not satisfied your desire to put you in a love pile with lots of women. What the hell was I thinking?

# 2. 1/18/15 8:19 AM by little john - Mount Morris, NY
thumbsup.gif I enjoyed your column.

The High Plains Drifter from Springwater...

Watch out for his telescoping style...

And maybe the 3D Deadbeat Outlaw, Johnny Whales, still has a price on his head...(Here's Johnny???)

The Shining, no gun, no name, no body...

As for Zjabs, there's always a Maverick in town, wheeling and dealing, and a lady or three still interested in his "bar-gains". They are always musing and amusing, with stories of life in general store of stories...

GD adds color to the situation and there is always room for Deep Water near waterhole # 3...

Well Tom, The Tom Terrific of Telescopes and doubting Thomases...(only one s there John)

Thanx for the food for thought...

Butt, I think I forgot about an amnesiac, and maybe a few others we haven't seen here abouts for awhile...

Editor's Note: Little John, Little John, Little John, how in Gods name did I not make you the bartender of this lawless town... Filled with shame!

# 3. 1/18/15 9:54 AM by GD
Somwhere it's been recorded in history - I think it was GD who said it- "If ya like yer wimen short 'n hairy, ya kin keep yer wimen short 'n hairy."

Editor's Note: you know GD, when I was a kid in the fifties there was a kids activity that allowed you to construct people substituting different pieces for different parts of their bodies, so you got all kinds of different results. That would apply to my preferences in womens, if ya get my drift.

# 4. 1/18/15 1:56 PM by little john - Mount Morris, NY
thumbsup.gif Thanx for the brainchild.

"Woody" the bartender of WOTL "CHEERS"...

And then there's Norm, Cliff, Sam, and Carla...

Actually rather than Woody, maybe I could be??? wait for it,

Mongo. Just a pawn.... In the Game of life...

And we must not forget Rebecca from Star Trek, and Diane Chambers, but really if Kelsey Grammer Gray-hammer could link up with

Baby New--quirk (Bebe Neuwirth)

Bebe Neuwirth Bebe Neuwirth ... Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane / ... (81 episodes, 1986-1993)

Maybe there is

a "LILITH" for every Tom,

Dick, and Hairy One...???...

Mongo only pwan in game of life..

Editor's Note: My problem is that i have a jewish bartender and an irish psychiatrist

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