Dementia Village
by amnesiac...Hudson Valley's finest

# 1. 11/10/14 12:44 AM by BIFF
I can hear it now:

"Who left the lights on again?" "Who left the water running?" "Whose shoes are these in the aquarium?" "Your lap is not a paper plate!"..................

# 2. 11/10/14 1:37 AM by Tom Dey - Springwater, NY
Thankfully, dementia doesn't run in our family at all. As you probably know, it has a STRONG genetic component! My neighbor cascaded from a pretty regular guy to a basket case to imprisoned in a nursing home for the violent, to dead...all over the course of just a few of years! Alzheimer's is categorically similar but generally non-violent...just pathetic. But that disease is VERY common indeed! If your family history has it ... you will LIKELY get it if you dodge the other common killers (heart disease, diabetes, stroke, cancer, etc.) just a matter of time. Don't get me wrong, the composition is funny in a Joan Rivers sense. Other good topics would be ugly babies, animal abuse and slavery. Brings to mind this guy freshman year at the U of R. He blurts out, "Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism!" and then bursts out in uncontrolled laughter as the others sort of look on. A few months later his girl friend dumped him and he jumped off the Elmwood Ave Bridge. It was winter and he didn't survive. that always struck me as sort of...funny...

Editor's Note: Mel thinking dementia and Alzheimer's the same...the instant I saw this TV piece I had a bunch of punch lines, such a sick POS

# 3. 11/10/14 5:13 AM by little john - Mount Morris, NY
thumbsup.gif Dim Men Tia ----Leone... I got to get my glasses fixed...

If you don't know who Tia Leone is, just Google her???

Or would that be her-ass-men-t...

Editor's Note: Let's see, spelled dementia right, Tea Leone was married to David Duchovny, not sure I'm a gettin' it. Thanks!

# 4. 11/10/14 10:14 AM by Gary - Williamson
"Other good topics would be ugly babies, animal abuse and slavery."

Hmmm, babies so ugly they were enslaved to clean out the animal cages at a cosmetics testing lab. Sounds like an idea for the next writing contest, thanks Tom!

Editor's Note: What is it about cosmetics hosting godawful practices?

# 5. 11/10/14 12:10 PM by Tom Dey - Springwater, NY
Those animal labs have purpose - given that God gave Man dominion over them. One seminal study confirmed that most animals don't look good in lipstick.

Editor's Note: I don't look good in lipstick, either, but I keep trying.

# 6. 11/10/14 8:04 PM by Tom Dey - Springwater, NY
OK - Here's my contribution: A blonde visits the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's something wrong with me but I can't remember what. It's driving me NUTS!" Doctor suspects hypochondria or dementia. To narrow it down to one or the other he simply asks her, "What color is your hair?" She replies, "give me a mirror so I can check." Diagnosis: Dementia.

Editor's Note: Excellent! Thanks

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