Why a guy got divorced?
Last week was his birthday. His wife didn't wish him a happy birthday. His parents forgot and so did his kids. He went to work and even his colleagues didn't wish him a happy birthday.
As he entered his office, his secretary said, 'Happy birthday, boss!' He felt so special. She asked him out for a drink. After a couple cocktails, she invited him to her apartment. They went there, and she said, 'Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?' 'Okay ! ' he said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, his wife, his parents,his kids, his friends, and his colleagues all yelling, 'SURPRISE!!!' while he was waiting on the sofa... naked.
© 2015 3D Divine Deadbeat Dad---Alleged - 12/4/15