The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist:

from a fellow veteran just for grins...


The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist:

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:

Hysterias and Posteriors.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read:

Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read:

Catatonics and High Colonics

No go. Next they tried:

Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again. Then came:

Minds and Behinds

Still no good. Another attempt resulted in:

Lost Souls and Butt Holes

Unacceptable again! So they tried:

Nuts and Butts

No way.

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.

Everybody loved it

© 2014 3D Divine Deadbeat Dad---Alleged - 9/10/14

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