repost---PAGE 1 KL-ICE-isms (14)Dark gallows humor, not comedy???

Dark gallows humor, not comedy???

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NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH’S DOOR,
JUST RING THE BELL AND RUN.
HE HATES THAT…

SOMETIMES MY MIND WANDERS,
AND IT FORGETS TO COME BACK.

I MAY BE DISGNOSED AS PARANOID;
BUT SOMETIMES EVEN A PARANOID HAS
REAL “LEGAL” ENEMIES THAT ARE AFTER HIM…

I MAY APPEAR TO BE “STRANGELY”
SCHIZOAFFECTIVE AT TIMES, AND
BI POLAR, AND MOODY,
BUT YOU WOULD BE TOO,
IF YOU’D BEEN THROUGH THE HELL
I HAVE BEEN THROUGH…(and back again…)

DEMENTIA? I DON’T THINK SO.
I CAN’T REMEMBER ANYONE;;;
SAYING THAT BEFORE…

SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS?
NO. DOC…MAYBE???
BUT I SURELY WOULD APPRECIATE,
ANYONE WHO CAN HELP ME FIND MY MARBLES…
I MUST HAVE MISPLACED THEM…

THREE UP THREE DOWN.
THAT MUST MEAN THE END OF AN INNING
IN MY GAME OF LIFE…MY NATIONAL PAST-TIME.
(Gone to extra innings in sudden death overtime.
Alley Oops…)

I USED TO BE BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDERED.
BUT THEN I WISED UP AND CROSSED THE BORDER…

NO DOC, I DON’T HEAR VOICES.
BUTT SOMETIMES I SEEM TO HAVE
A GROUP DISCUSSION IN MY BRAIN
WHEN I AM ALL ALONE…

I HAVE BEEN GOOD, BAD, AND UGLY
IN MY LIFE.
BUTT; HAVEN’T WE ALL?

AMAZING GRACE IS WHAT PULLS YOU OUT,
WHEN YOU ARE SO FAR IN,
“IT”; OVER YOUR HEAD;
THAT GOING DOWN FEELS LIKE
GOING UP IN AN ELEVATOR STUCK ON RECYCLE…

WE ARE BUFFALO SOLDIERS,
VETERANS OF A BY GONE ERA,
BUT NOBLE KNIGHTS TO A “JUST” CAUSE
AROUND THE IRREGULAR TABLES
WHERE WE PROUDLY SIT STRAIGHT;
STAND UP GUYS, SITTING STRAIGHT,
TALKING STRAIGHT;
FROM THE HEART AND SOUL…WE REMEMBER...

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B-EGUILED
U-NFORGIVEN
F-ORSAKEN
F-ORGOTTEN
A-LIENATED
L-IED TO
O-STRACIZED

S-INCERE
O-PENHEARTED
L-OYAL men,
D-UTYBOUND to
I-NTEGRITY and
E-THICAL
R-ESERVES of
S-AMARITANISM at its best…

Good Samaritans,
all for one, and one for all…
All Americans of military service…
IN PEACE, WITH HONOR, FOR ALL…

© 2014 3D Divine Deadbeat Dad---Alleged - 11/11/15


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