THE COLLEGE 'DEGREES' OF HONESTY

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HONESTY IN THE FIRST DEGREE
A LOAN ON FUTURE EARNINGS

HONESTY IN THE SECOND DEGREE
KNOWING MORE BUT LESS.

HONESTY IN THE THIRD DEGREE
A CRIME OF PASSION,

A PERPETUAL STUDENT
PURSUING KNOWLEDGE
ON CREDIT...

CO-ED INDEBTEDNESS OF
BACHELORS AND BACHELORETTTES.
IN BACHELORHOODS OF HIGHER LEARNING.

THE SORORITY GAME OF
LEAVE 'EM HIGH AND DRY
AND HANGIN' HIGH...IN FRATERNITIES...
A MASTERS IN MANIPULATION.

AND THEN THE DOCTORING OF LAWS AND MEDICINE
BY THOSE WHO HAVE RELEARNED
DIFFERENT ETHICS AND SCRUPLES
THAN THE COMMON FOLK, LIKE PARENTS
WHO WORKED TO SEND THEM TO SCHOOL.

INGRATITUDE OF THE MASSES OF DEGREES
FOR THE LESS FORTUNATE ONES
WHO NEVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY

TO BE

"ALL THAT THEY COULD BE"

RIGHT OR WRONG

AND THE PARENTS OF AMERICA

ARE LEFT BEHIND

ON THEIR INDEBTED BEHINDS...

© 2012 3D Divine Deadbeat Dad ( - 5/7/12


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