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HEALTH CARE AT THE LOCAL BAR
AN ASSOCIATION OF MOUTH PIECES,
OPINIONS REACHING ALL THE WAY
TO THE OTHER END OF THE BAR.

WHO ACTUALLY PAYS FOR
"ALL" LAWYERS HEALTH CARE INSURANCE?
EVEN PRIVATE PRACTICE ATTORNEYS
ARE OFFICERS OF THE COURT
THUS OFFICERS OF THE GOVERNMENT
AND SOME DOUBLE DIP AS LEGISLATORS
OR AS EXECUTIVES OF WHAT WE SEE
AS BIG BROTHERS, (AND BIG SISTERS?)...

IF THERE TRULY WAS JUSTICE IN THE WORLD,
AMBULANCE CHASERS COULD BE SUED BY DOCTORS
FOR UNCONSCIONABLE LEGAL MALPRACTICE.
INSURANCE LAWYERS COULD BE SUED FOR FRAUD
AND PHARMACEUTICAL LAWYERS COULD BE SUED
FOR INSIDER TRADING OF LETHAL SIDE EFFECTS.
(pun intended.)

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FDAL- federal drug enforcement lawyers
who use the law to hide the insider profits
from government sponsored research.

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She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls.
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall.
She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light.
She's got a new addiction for every day and night.

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

[CHORUS:]

Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.

Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart and she took my money
she must've slipped me a sleeping pill
She never drinks the water and makes you order French Champagne
Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane.

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"Livin' La Vida Loca"

composed by Desmond Child and Draco Rosa

© 2012 3D Divine Deadbeat Dad ( - 4/7/12