10,000 YEARS AGO
by Thomas Dey

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# 1. 7/10/11 12:21 PM by Zjabs
As Zjabs pointed out a few years ago, it's no longer "Global Warming" that is the problem, now it is "Climate Change." This way, if temperatures go up OR temperatures go down, the Chicken Littles can scream that something needs to be done (and oddly, that "something" always involves more government...)

Editor's Note: Yeah, what shameless jerks they are when free research $ is being handed out. How I miss good old reliable Global Warming. I'm actually a scientist and to this day naively assume customers actually want the truth. But NO - everyone has an agenda with some pre-loaded spin. And it's the scientists' job to provide evidence to support pre-conceptions. Most gladly do just that with a shamelessly overt layer of a-kissing for good measure. I've developed the reputation of being a "loose cannon" (actually called that) because I might just blurt the truth at some inconvenient moment. We're doomed - but not because of "Climate Change."



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# 2. 7/10/11 6:39 PM by Zjabs
Well, always remember, nine out of ten doctors recommend Chun King chow mein.

Editor's Note: Indeed - And I think they "recommended" Pall Mall and smoked Camels?



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# 3. 7/11/11 3:49 AM by Zjabs
I heard four out of five doctors prefer Camels. The fifth likes women.

Editor's Note: Undoubtedly because they look sophisticated smoking?



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# 4. 7/11/11 11:53 AM by Mickey Sanders
Now some are predicting a mini ice age due to an extended period of reduced activity from the sun. Of course that will somehow be Bush's fault.

Editor's Note: Yeah - that's why he has that squinty look - trying fool the public into thinking the sun is really really bright while all along he's turning down the thermostat. I knew it!




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