Letters even Dear Abby couldn't answer

From my rich cousin from IOWA...

 

Letters Dear Abby Admitted She Was At A Loss To  Answer:

Dear Abby;
A couple of women moved in across the hall  from me. One is a middle aged
gym teacher and the other is a social  worker in her mid twenties. These two
women go everywhere together and I've  never seen a man go into or leave
their apartment. Do you think they could be  Lebanese?

Dear Abby;
What can I do about all the sex, nudity,  fowl language and violence on my
vcr?

Dear Abby;
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the  baby
I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby;
I am a 23 year old liberated woman who has  been on the pill for two years.
It's getting expensive and I think my  boyfriend should share half the cost,
but I don't know him well enough to discuss  money with him.

Dear Abby;
I've suspected that my husband has been  fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied  everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby;
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised  in a
good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby;
My 40 year old son has been paying a  psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be  crazy.

Dear Abby;
I was married to Bill for three months and  I didn't know he drank until one
night he came home  sober.

Dear Abby;
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through  mental
pause.

© 2007 Rudy K - 2/4/07

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