Add your column here... A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In avery deep,husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and mutters, "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
© 2007 Rudy K - 2/1/07
