From my crazy uncle from IOWA...
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married
To other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
A transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
Sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in
The upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
The closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
Pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
© 2007 Rudy K - 1/29/07
