ONE OF THE BEST JOKES EVER
Matthew walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
“What are you so happy about?” asks the bartender.
“Well, I'll tell you,” Matthew replies, “You know I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like you might see in a movie. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house!”
“Fantastic!” exclaimed the barman. “You’re a lucky man! Was she pretty?”
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“I don’t know,” said Matthew, “I never found her head.”
© 2012 Biff Remington, Model Citizen - 4/13/12
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