Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity!
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat!
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything!
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda!
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother!
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet!
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water!
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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids!
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Georgia: We Put The 'Fun' In Fundamentalist Extremism!
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)!
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good!
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the 'S'!
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free!
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn!
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States!
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names!
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign!
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster!
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It!
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians!
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes!
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State!
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work!
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Little Else.
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest!
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Nevada: Prostitutes and Poker! Yeee Haaa!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
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New Jersey: You Want A F-in' Motto? I Got Yer F-in' Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets!
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New York: Constipated? We'll Tax The Sh!t Right Out Of You!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable!
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan!
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing!
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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner!
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal!
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island!
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender!
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota!
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Tennessee: The Educashun State.
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!
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Vermont: Yep. Tastes like Maple Syrup!
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slack jaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington: Help! Nerds And Slackers Overrun Us!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and The Sheep Are Scared!