BAD DATES # 4
I met the very lovely Stacey in Toronto, Canada in 1992. She was a model who was featured in magazines, starred in television commercials, and other forms of advertisements, and she told me that her latest job put her on billboards around the city advertising condoms.
As we were sitting there talking, no fewer than three guys came over and said “Hey! The Condom Lady!” Who wants to be seen with a girl known as The Condom Lady? It was very nice to meet you Stacey, but I’m afraid long distance relationships don’t work. Bye.
© 2006 Biff Remington - 1/15/11