by Biff Remington, Model Citizen
17163189 Editor's Note: :)
# 1. 1/18/11 7:47 PM by Cameron L. De Vries - Shanghai, China
You certainly have had some bad dates. In fact, I would say, more than your fair share. This one with eat-everything-I-can-get-my-hands-on lady seems particularly amazing to me. Perhaps she is short on money due to a gambling problem, so her only opportunity to eat her fill (and then some, to tide her over to the next opportunity) happened to be on her dates with you.