by Biff Remington, Model Citizen
17163189 Editor's Note: :)
# 1. 1/18/11 7:47 PM by Cameron L. De Vries - Shanghai, China
You certainly have had some bad dates. In fact, I would say, more than your fair share. This one with eat-everything-I-can-get-my-hands-on lady seems particularly amazing to me. Perhaps she is short on money due to a gambling problem, so her only opportunity to eat her fill (and then some, to tide her over to the next opportunity) happened to be on her dates with you.
Editor's Note: :)